Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Trees and bees
Thursday, May 29, 2008
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride’s and best man’s reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone’s face
when they see the 8 x 10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money
can’t buy, for everything else
there’s MASTERCARD
I think everyone has gotten this email, but it is pretty silly and funny. They buy vitamin and check the orac value of there food at the wedding. This guy, if true, has ripped abs and balls made of magic.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
I got the now
I was talking with Billy today about this article I read in Mens Health. It was talking about the benefits of vitamins for men ages 3-300. I guess we all should have been taking vitamins since we got off our mothers teet. Apparently, men raised on vitamins live longer, jump higher, bank better, and set more records in Bingo. Men not raised on these vitamins retain more water, their hair is thinner, and are 70% more likely to get divorced. Billy wasn’t shocked to hear this. I, myself, am terrified. I mean, I love my wife and never want her to leave me. So I’ve decided to change my ways. Starting with my diet. I’m going to drink significantly less water. And I’ve already bought some Rogaine. I also purchased a case of omega 3 supplements just in case. I’m not taking this lying down! They can’t have my wife or my hair!